I travel a lot and my favorite airline is Lufthansa. Germans are among the most reliable and dependable people on this earth.
Once, when I was sitting in first class, the flight attendant asked me if she could wake me up when it was time for breakfast. “It depends,” I said. “What are my choices for breakfast?”
“Well, I could make you scrambled eggs and bacon,” she offered, proudly.
“Do you know how long it’s been since I had a woman offer to make me breakfast,” I chided.
She was dumbfounded. Didn’t know what to say next so I let her wake me up and the breakfast was not half bad.
PR people should have the best pick up lines since they are suppose to have the gift of gab...right?